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I eat people like you for breakfast

23rd of May.
Instagram: _ruthiehailu
* If you see a gif- I was in 8th grade. Not my prof pic*
Sweet pickles are disgusting. I hate warm ketchup, celery, mustard, pickles,olives, and mean people. I laugh way too much..... so if I end up crying from something funny you told me don't take it personally, your probably not that funny. If you ever need to let something out just go ahead and ask :)


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We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.


My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

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